Something For Every Day

Something For Every Day

SUNDAY:
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me

than a frontal lobotomy.

MONDAY:
Dance like nobody is watching and

love like it’s never gonna hurt.

TUESDAY:
There is an old saying that if a

million monkeys typed on a million
keyboards for a million years,

eventually all the works of
Shakespeare would be produced.

Now, thanks to the Internet, we know
this is not true.

WEDNESDAY:
Politicians and diapers have one

thing in common. They should
both be changed regularly and

for the same reason.

THURSDAY:
A Jury, 12 people who determine

which client has the better lawyer.

FRIDAY:
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.

SATURDAY:
As you slide down the banister of life,

may their be no splinters
pointing the wrong way.