Stockbroker Jokes

WORK LUNCH

Two stockbrokers went to lunch. The one said to the other, “Let’s relax while we eat and talk about something other than the market for once.”

“Good idea. Let’s talk about women.”

“Okay, common or preferred?”

Jackie Mason

Jackie Mason

  Recent statistics from the government say two out of every
  five adults are physically handicapped or have a chronic
  dis-ease. Guess the comedian Jackie Mason was right
  when he said …

         “It’s no longer a question of staying healthy.
         It’s a question of finding a sickness you like.”

Boring Jokes

Boring Jokes

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?

Ooooonnnnnnnne.