Archive for March, 2008|Monthly archive page
How come you never see Cupid with a girlfriend?
Life’s Little Questions…..
Why is it that men can react to broken bones as ‘just a sprain’ and deep wounds as ‘just a scratch’, but when they get the sniffles they are deathly ill ‘with the flu’ and have to be bedridden for weeks?
How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?
Why do men forget everything and women remember everything?
His voice was the most obnoxious squeak I ever was tormented with.
– Charles Lamb
Father O’Hara was having dinner with his good friend Rabbi Melnick. Teasing, Father O”Hara said, “When are you going to break down and taste some pork?” Rabbi Melnick said, “At your wedding!”