Funny Jokes

A man and his wife, now in their 60’s, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a very special wish.

The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger… Whoosh…immediately he turned ninety!!!

Gotta love that fairy! Moral: Always ask your fairy’s gender before making your wish.

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