Marriage Humor

Funny Jokes

- Husbands: Only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her way, and the other is to let her have it.

- Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

- Any married man should forget his mistakes – no use in two people remembering the same thing.

- I’ve made three notable mistakes in my life. Marrying and divorcing two women and proposing to a third.

Marriage Jokes

Funny Jokes

- Men marry because they are tired. Women marry because they are curious. Both are disappointed.

- A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

- A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her. A man cherishes the memory of the woman who didn’t.

- There are two times a man doesn’t understand a woman – before marriage and after marriage.

BUMPER STICKER PHILOSOPHY – MARRIAGE

Funny Jokes

- Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

- If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

- One good turn gets most of the blankets.

- Marriage: A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.