BUMPER STICKER PHILOSOPHY – MARRIAGE

Funny Jokes

- Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

- If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

- One good turn gets most of the blankets.

- Marriage: A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.

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