Funny Jokes Marriage Jokes

Funny Jokes

Marriage Jokes

- If my wife had married my brother-in-law, my sister and I would both be happy.

- Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits, and then complain that he’s not the same man she married?

- Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the ‘Y’ becomes silent.

- A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn’t understand two things:  1 – Women, 2 – Fractions.

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