More Funny Jokes – Funny Country Song Titles.

More Funny Jokes – Funny Country Song Titles.
Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart?

At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump

Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears

Four on the Floor and a Fifth Under the Seat

Get Off the Table, Mabel (The Two Dollars is for the Beer)

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In The Bed

How Can I Get Over You if You Won’t Get Out from Under Me?

How Come Your Dog Don’t Bite Nobody But Me?

I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade

I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger

I Got the Hungries for Your Love, and I’m Waitin In Your Welfare Line

I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me

I’d Rather Hear A Fat Girl Fart Than A Pretty Boy Sing

If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I’d Blow It All On You

If You Want Your Freedom PDQ, Divorce Me COD

I’ve Got the Cob, If You’ve Got the Corn

I Would Kiss You Through the Screendoor but It’d Strain Our Love

My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart

My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

Our Love Is Illegal, Cause Our Names Ain’t The Same

Red Necks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer

She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through The Night It Was Honor and Offer

There Ain’t Enough Room in my Fruit Of The Looms to Hold All My Lovin’ For You

They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can’t Stop My Face From Breakin’ Out

Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart

When the Lightning Struck the Coon Creek Party Line

When You Wrapped My Lunch in a Road Map, I Knew You Meant Good-Bye

You Changed Your Name From Brown to Jones, and Mine From Brown to Blue

You’re The Hangnail In My Life, And I Can’t Bite You Off

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