More Funny Jokes – Our New diet
|Our New diet|
Needing to shed a few pounds, my husband and I
went on a diet that had specific recipes
for each meal of the day.
I followed the instructions closely,
dividing the finished recipe in half for our
We felt terrific and thought the diet was wonderful.
We never even felt hungry! But when we realized w
e were gaining weight
and not losing it, I checked the recipes again.
There in fine print, it said,