Something For Every Day

Something For Every Day

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me

than a frontal lobotomy.

Dance like nobody is watching and

love like it’s never gonna hurt.

There is an old saying that if a

million monkeys typed on a million
keyboards for a million years,

eventually all the works of
Shakespeare would be produced.

Now, thanks to the Internet, we know
this is not true.

Politicians and diapers have one

thing in common. They should
both be changed regularly and

for the same reason.

A Jury, 12 people who determine

which client has the better lawyer.

Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.

As you slide down the banister of life,

may their be no splinters
pointing the wrong way.


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