The Golfer

The Golfer

There was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees
always met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked George to
meet them at 10:00 Saturday morning. George replied that he would love
to meet them, but he may be 10 minutes late.

On Saturday morning George was there at exactly 10:00. He golfed
right handed and won the round.

Next Saturday rolls around, and George says that he will be there,
but he may be 10 minutes late again. He shows up right on time, golfs
left handed, and wins the round. This continues for the next few
weeks, with George always saying that he may be 10 minutes late, and
then always winning the round golfing, either left or right handed.

The other employees are getting tired of this, and decided to ask
him what the deal was. They said, ”George, every Saturday you say you
may be ten minutes late. You never are. Then you show up and golf with
either right handed or left handed, and always win. What is up with
that?”

George replies, ”Well, I am a very superstitious kind of guy. Every
Saturday when I wake up, I look over at my wife. If she is sleeping on
her left side, I golf left handed. If she is sleeping on her right
side, I golf right handed.”

”Well,” one of the employees questioned, ”What happens if she is
laying on her back?” George replies, ”Then I am 10 minutes late.”

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