Funny Jokes – Lone Ranger and Tonto

Funny Jokes – Lone Ranger and Tonto

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer.

After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, “Who owns
the big white horse outside?”

The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, “I do,…
Why?”

The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, “I just thought you
would like to know that your horse is about dead outside!”

The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside, and sure enough, Silver was
ready to die from heat exhaustion.

The Lone Ranger got the horse water, and soon, Silver was starting to
feel a little better.

The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, “Tonto, I want you to run
around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make
him start to feel better.”

Tonto said, “Sure, Kemosabe,” and took off running circles around
Silver.

Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to
the bar to finish his drink.

A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks,
“Who owns that big white horse outside?”

The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, “I do, what’s wrong with
him this time?”

The cowboy looks him in the eye and says, “Nothing, but you left your
Injun runnin’.”

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