My girlfriend and I were picking up some sandwiches from the sub place last
week and she asked the clerk which of two sandwiches was better. The clerk
didn’t have an opinion but did say that the first sandwich was more
expensive. My girlfriend got a quizzical look on her face and asked, “If
that’s the case, why are they both listed with the same price on the menu?”
To this, the clerk responded, “I don’t think we add tax to the turkey.”. . .
The clerk also votes!