Twins

My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping so joyfully, but I thought, what the heck and I starting jumping up and down along with her.When she said, “Honey, I have some really great news for you!”

I said “Great. Tell me what you’re so happy about.”

She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, and then she told me. “I am pregnant.”

I was ecstatic! We had been trying for quite a while, so I grabbed her and kissed her on the lips and told her, “That’s great! I couldn’t be happier!”

Then, she said “Oh, honey, There’s more.” Puzzled I asked, “What do you mean ‘more’?” She said, “Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!”

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.

She said, …………………………………
(You’re going to love this!)
“Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the twin-pack home pregnancy test kit and BOTH tests came out positive!”

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