The Perfect Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone  on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: “Hello”

WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

MAN: “Yes”

WOMAN: “I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather  coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”

 MAN: “Sure,  go ahead if you like it that much.”

WOMAN: “I also  stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one  I really liked.”

MAN: “How much?”

WOMAN: “$60,000”

MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the  options.”

WOMAN:  “Great! Oh, and one more thing ? The house we  wanted last year is?back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.”

MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but  just offer $900,000.”

WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I  love you!”

MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.” The man hangs up.

The other men in the locker room are looking at him in  astonishment.

Then the man smiles and asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”??


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