A matter of semantics

Little Jordan was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He’d
been  playing outside for a while when he came into the house and asked
his, “Grandma, what is it called when people sleep ontop of each
other?”

She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. “It’s
called sexual intercourse,  darling.”Then she explained all about the
birds and the bees to him in detail.
Little Jordan just said, “OK” and went back outside to play.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, “Grandma,

it is not called sexual intercourse! It’s called bunk beds!”

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