Senior Personal Ads

Some “Senior” personal ads seen in Florida and Arizona newspapers:FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80’s, slim,5′-4″
(used to be 5-6),
searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.  Matching white shoes
and belt a plus.

MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many
new parts including
hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn’t in running condition, but walks well.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband
looking for someone to
round out a six- unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a
problem.

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