Senior Personal Ads

Some “Senior” personal ads seen in Florida and Arizona newspapers:

SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and
meditation. If you
are the silent type, let’s get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy
quiet times.

WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated
flossier to share
rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro
on Saturday nights
and still like to play the air guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are
now a groovy hen,
let’s get together and listen to my boss collection of eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can
remember Friday, Saturday
and Sunday, let’s put our two heads together.

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