Diet

Needing to shed a few pounds, my wife and I went on a diet
that had specific recipes for each meal of the day. We
followed the instructions closely, dividing the finished
recipe in half for our individual plates. We felt terrific
and thought the diet was wonderful — we never even felt
hungry!

But soon we realized we were gaining weight, not losing it.
Checking the recipes again, we found it. There, in fine
print, was: “Serves 6”

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