Funny Jokes – A joke so old it has wrinkles

A husband walks into Frederick’s of Hollywood to purchase some sheer
lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from
$250 to $500 in price, the sheerer, the higher the price. He opts for
the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes the lingerie home. He presents
it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks, “I have an idea. It’s so sheer that it might
as well be nothing. I’ll not put it on, do the modeling naked, return it
to the store tomorrow, and get a $500 refund for myself.”

So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, “Good Lord! You’d think that for $500 they’d at least
iron it!”

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