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Funny Jokes – The new job

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and
tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the
cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just
inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the
still shaking driver said, “I’m sorry but you scared the daylights
out of me.”

The frightened passenger, apologized to the driver, and said he
didn’t realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, “No, no, I’m sorry, it’s my entire fault, today
is my first day driving a cab…. I’ve been driving a hearse for the
last 25 years.”


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