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Funny Jokes – Cyanide
A woman walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The woman then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacists eyes got big and he said, “Lord have mercy”, I can’t give you
cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license, and
they’ll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen!
Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!”
Then the woman reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in
bed with the pharmacists wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well, hell, you didn’t tell
me you had a prescription.”