More funny jokes – Funny Jokes – AZ in July
YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN ARIZONA IN JULY WHEN. . .
+ The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
+ The trees are a whistling for the dogs.
+ The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
+ Hot water now comes out of both taps.
+ You can make sun tea instantly.
+ You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
+ The temperature drops below 95 and y’all feel a bit chilly.
+ You find out that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
+ You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
+ You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
+ You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 5:30a.m.
+ Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, “What if I get knocked out and end up
laying on the pavement and cook to death?”
+ You realize that asphalt turns to liquid in July and August.
+ The taters cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one up and add
butter, salt and pepper.
+ Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep ’em from laying boiled
+ The cows are giving evaporated milk.