More funny jokes – Funny Jokes – AZ in July

YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN ARIZONA IN JULY WHEN. . .

+ The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

+ The trees are a whistling for the dogs.

+ The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

+ Hot water now comes out of both taps.

+ You can make sun tea instantly.

+ You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

+ The temperature drops below 95 and y’all feel a bit chilly.

+ You find out that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

+ You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

+ You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

+ You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 5:30a.m.

+ Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, “What if I get knocked out and end up
laying on the pavement and cook to death?”

+ You realize that asphalt turns to liquid in July and August.

+ The taters cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one up and add
butter, salt and pepper.

+ Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep ’em from laying boiled
eggs.

+ The cows are giving evaporated milk.

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