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Funny Jokes – Real Teachers
Real teachers buy Excedrin and Advil in bulk at Sam’s or Wal-Mart.
Real teachers will eat anything left in the teacher’s lounge.
Real teachers grade papers in the car, during commercials, in
faculty meetings, in the bathroom, and at the end of nine weeks have
even been seen grading in church.
Real teachers know that sixth graders get hormones from Santa at
Real teachers cheer when they hear that April 1st does not fall on a
Real teachers can’t walk past a crowd of kids without straightening
up the line.
Real teachers never sit down without first checking the seat of the
Real teachers have disjointed necks from writing on boards without
Real teachers are written up in medical journals for the size and
elasticity of their bladders.
Real teachers wear glasses from trying to read the fine print in the
Real teachers have been timed gulping down lunch in 2 minutes 18
Master teachers can eat faster than that.
Real teachers can predict exactly which parents show up at open
Real teachers understand the importance of making sure every kid
gets a Valentine.
Real teachers never teach the conjugations of “lie” and “lay” to