More Funny Jokes – Only In America…..

Funny Jokes – Only In America…..

Only in America……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America……do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries,
and a diet coke.

Only in America……do banks leave both doors open and then chain
the
pens to the counters.

Only in America……do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America……do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
in
packages of eight.

Only in America……do we use the word ‘politics’ to describe the
process so well: ‘Poli’ in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning
‘bloodsucking creatures’.

Only in America……do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.

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    Heh, so true.

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