Chad went to a barber shop for a shave.
While the barber was foaming him up, Chad mentioned the problem he has getting a close shave around his cheeks.
“I have just the thing,” said the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. “Just place this between your cheek and gum.”
Chad placed the ball in his mouth and received the closest shave he had ever experienced.
After a few strokes, Chad asks in garbled speech “And what if I swallow it?”
“No problem,” replied the barber,”Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does!”