Funny Jokes

Close Shave

Chad went to a barber shop for a shave.

While the barber was foaming him up, Chad mentioned the problem he has getting a close shave around his cheeks.

“I have just the thing,” said the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. “Just place this between your cheek and gum.”

Chad placed the ball in his mouth and received the closest shave he had ever experienced.

After a few strokes, Chad asks in garbled speech “And what if I swallow it?”

“No problem,” replied the barber,”Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does!”

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