Funny Jokes

Leftovers, anyone?

75-year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, “George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself and do you have a good relationship with God?”

George replied, “God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he’s fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom *poof* the light goes on, when I’m done *poof* the light goes off.”

“Hmmm” was all Dr. Smith said, but he was concerned with George’s mental state.

A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George’s wife. “Ethel,” he said, “George is doing fine. Physically he’s great. But, I had to call because of something very strange he said. He told me that God helps him when he gets up during the night to urinate. He said *poof* the light goes on in the bathroom and then when he is through *poof* the light goes off.”

Ethel exclaimed, “Oh, my God! He’s peeing in the refrigerator again.”

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