A man and a blonde woman were waiting at the hospital donation
center. “What are you doing here today?”, asked the man.
The blonde replied, “Oh, I’m here to donate some blood. They’re
going to give me $15 for it.”
“Hmm, that’s interesting. I’m here to donate sperm, myself. But
they pay me $75!”
The blonde looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some
more before going their separate ways. Several months later, the
same man and woman meet again in the donation center.
“Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?”
Responded the blonde (shaking her head with mouth closed)