Elderly

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: “They’ve stolen the

stereo, the steeringwheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!” she cried.

The dispatcher said, “Stay calm. An officer is on the way.” A few minutes later, the officer radios in: “Disregard.” He says, “She got in the back-seat by mistake.”

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