Late-Braking News Network

New York, NY (LBNN) Last month, a worldwide survey was conducted

by the UN. The only question asked was: “Would you please give your

honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the

world?”

The survey was a huge failure …

In Africa, they didn’t know what “food” meant.

In Eastern Europe, they didn’t know what “honest” meant.

In Western Europe, they didn’t know what “shortage” meant.

In China, they didn’t know what “opinion” meant.

In the Middle East, they didn’t know what “solution” meant.

In South America, they didn’t know what “please” meant.

And in the USA they didn’t know what “the rest of the world” meant.

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