Alligator shoes – dumb blond joke

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a
pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant  to
pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming  very
frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the shopkeepers,  the
blonde shouted, “Maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator  so I can
get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!”

The shopkeeper said, “By all means, be my guest. Maybe you’ll luck out
and catch yourself a big one!”

Determined, the blonde turned and headed  for the swamps, set on catching
herself an alligator. Later in the day,  the shopkeeper was driving home,
when he spotted the young woman  standing waist
deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a  huge 9-foot
alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed  the creature,
and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp  bank. Lying
nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The  shopkeeper watched in
amazement.

Just then the blonde flipped the  alligator on its back, and
frustrated, shouts out, “Damn it, this one  isn’t wearing any shoes either!”

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