Funny Jokes

Steam Roller

Bob was still in the hospital after being run over by a steam roller. His best friend Fred came to visit him.

Bob struggles to tell Fred, “Mrs. Bob visits me three times a day. She’s so good to me. Every day, she reads to me at the bedside.”

“What does she read?” asks Bob.

“My life insurance policy.” Wilson Almanac

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