Funny Jokes

Two nuns ran out of gas on the highway and flagged down a truck to obtain some. The truck driver was more than willing to oblige them but said that he didn’t have a receptacle to use for the transfer. “That’s all right,” said one of the nuns. “We do. Sister and I are returning from a nursing assignment and there’s a bedpan in our car.” So the truck driver siphoned out some gasoline and went on his way and the nuns embarked on the task of pouring it slowly and carefully into the tank of their car to avoid spilling any of the precious liquid. A passing motorist slowed down to see what the women were doing. “Christ!” he exclaimed to his companion. “That’s what I call FAITH!”

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  1. […] Funny Jokes Two nuns ran out of gas on the highway and flagged down a truck to obtain some. The truck driver was more than willing to oblige them but said that he didn’t have a receptacle to use for the transfer. That’s all right, said one of the nuns. We do. Sister and I are returning from a nursing assignment and there’s a bedpan in our car. So the truck driver siphoned out some gasoline and went on his way and the nuns embarked on the task of pouring it slowly and carefully into the tank of their car […]


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