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Top Kitchen Fixes For Computer Glitches…..

9. Bugs go well with a nice Shiraz or marinated in a vintage tequila. It may not fix the blasted computer, but after a few bottles, they’ll certainly not be bothering you anymore!

8. If you receive a kernel.dll error, place affected kernel in corn oil and cook until all popping sounds have stopped.

7. Toss chips with spaghetti-wires, saute until logic fails.

6. Show the computer canned SPAM. Explain this is what happened to a pig with a glitch. The computer should straighten right up.

5. Some problems are a result of the computer overheating. Keep a few frosted memory chips and cards in the freezer for those warm days.

4. Stuff in the oven and bake at 450 degree for 30 minutes. For higher altitudes, reduce free memory by 500 MB and allow ten extra minutes.

3. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Place computer on a Silpat-lined jelly roll pan. Bake about 20 minutes, or until the DVD-ROM drawer pops open and the computer waves a tiny little white hot pad, indicating it’s now willing to comply. Remove from the oven, being careful not to burn yourself on the molten plastic. Cool to room temperature. Call customer support for shipping instructions.

2. Crack open case with one sharp blow and flip the memory from one half to the other, allowing the RAM to fall into your mixing bowl while keeping the ROM in the shell.

And the #1 Kitchen Fix for Computer Glitches…

1. Cook at 11111010 degrees for 101101 minutes or until golden brown.

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