Funny Jokes

New Year’s Wish

On New Year’s Eve, Judy stood up at the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living.

Well, it was kind of embarrassing. The bartender was almost crushed to death.

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  1. Cody kemp on

    What do you call a no eyed deer?
    No idea


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