Funny Jokes

Silicon Valley puntime

Crisco. A person who got fried by buying Cisco at $80 a share.

Luddate. Someone you are going out with who does not understand the valley’s obsession with technology

Motherbored. In many homes, a technology discussion at dinner between father and the kids.

Wus-band. Ex-husband.

Microsofa. A piece of furniture which, while it looked fine in the showroom, gradually begins to dominate the living room, eventually forcing you to replace all the other furniture, including the TV, to be “compatible.”

Downloafing. Surfing the net when you should be working.

Flagulence. An outburst of flags, such as on Veterans Day.

Sellular. what wireless really means to the phone industry.

Bell Ringer


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