It’s so dry in Texas

It’s so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling,
the Methodists are using wet-wipes,
the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks,
and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.

Now, THAT’S DRY!

4 comments so far

  1. K. Jayne Cockrill on
  2. Gigi on

    LOL!! I like the catholic one most of all

  3. dunn254 on

    LOL! The Episcopalians are extolling the many paths to get to water.

  4. reece on

    that was cool! but it was soooooo dry i didnt get it!!!

    hehehe


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