BUMPER STICKER PHILOSOPHY – MARRIAGE
– Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
– If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
– One good turn gets most of the blankets.
– Marriage: A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.