Answering Machine Messages

Posted January 7, 2009
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Answering Machine Messages

Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn’t lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don’t worry, I have plenty of money.

Answering Machine Messages

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1 comment so far

  1. Doraz on January 7, 2009

    Good one! I will use some of the lines on my machine!

    Reply

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