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A Mother Always Knows

A Mother Always Knows

Tony excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and is going to get married. Tony says, “Just for fun, Mom, I’m going to bring over two other female friends in addition to my fiancée, and you have to try and guess which one I’m going to marry.”

The next day, Tony brings 3 beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.

He then says, “Okay, Mom. Guess which one I’m going to marry.”

She immediately replies, “The red-head in the middle.”

“That’s amazing! You’re right, how did you know?”

His mother folds her arms across her chest and says, “I don’t like her.”


Secretly, he said

Secretly, he said

“I have to tell the truth,” a young man said to his new girlfriend.

“While we’ve been dating, I’ve been secretly seeing a psychiatrist.”

“Don’t worry about it,” the girl told her boyfriend. “I’ve been secretly seeing a car salesman, an accountant, a College student, a Post Office worker, another guy that I don’t really know what he does but is really cute…”