Archive for the ‘Skeleton Jokes’ Category
Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History are
marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asks the guard,
“Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?”
The guard replies, “They are three million, four years, and
six months old.”
“That’s an awfully exact number,” says the tourist. “How do
you know their age so precisely?”
The guard answers, “Well, the dinosaur bones were three
million years old when I started working here, and that was
four and a half years ago!”
Skeleton Jokes – Jokes about Skeletons – Halloween Jokes
Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.
Q. Who was the most famous skeleton detective? A. Sherlock Bones.
Q. What do the skeletons say be for eating? A. Bone appetite
Q. Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party? A. He had no body to dance with.
Q. What do you give a skeleton for valentine’s day? A. Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
Q. Why did the skeleton cross the road? A. To go to the body shop.
Q. Who was the most famous French skeleton? A. Napoleon bone-apart
Q. Why did the skeleton go disco dancing? A. to see the boogy man.
Q. What instrument do skeletons play? A: Trom-BONE.
Q: Why did’t the skeleton cross the road? A: He had no guts.
Q. What kind of key does a skeleton use? A. A skeleton key.
Q. Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? A. He didn’t have the guts.
Q. Why do skeletons drink milk? A. To help their bones!
Q. What is a Skeleton’s favorite song. A. Bad to the Bone
Q. What’s a skeletons favorite part of the house? A. the living room
Q. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the halloween party? A. Becuse he had no body to go with.