Archive for the ‘Vampires’ Category

Funny Jokes – Vampire Joke

From D. Trudeau

Riddle:

What is Dracula’s favorite movie?

Answer:

“The Vampire Strikes Back”

Halloween Jokes – Funny Jokes – Vampire Jokes

Halloween Jokes – Funny Jokes – Vampire Jokes

Q. Why did the vampire need mouthwash? A. Because he had bat breath.

Q. What’s a Vampire’s least favorite song? A. Another one bites the dust!

Q. How did the ghost say goodbye to the vampire? A. So long sucker!

Q. What do you get when you cross a vampire with the internet? A. blood-thirsty hacker baby

Q. Where do vampires keep their money? A: The blood bank!!!

Q. Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal? Q. He heard it had great circulation.

Q. Why was the girl afraid of the vampire? A. He was all bite and no bark.

Q. What is a vampires least favorite food? A.Steak

Q. What happens when two vampires meet? A. It was love at first bite!

Q. What did the skeleton say to the vampire? A. You suck.

Q. What is a vampires favorite holiday? A. Fangsgiving

Q. How does a girl vampire flirt? A. She bats her eyes.

Q. Which building does Dracula visit in New York? A. The Vampire State Building.

Q. Why do vampires scare people? A. They are bored to death!

Q. How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? A. Every night he turns into a bat.

Q. What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire? A. It’s a pain in the neck.

Q. How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? A. All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.

Q. What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house? A. A grave problem.

Q. Why are vampires like false teeth? A. They all come out at night.

Q. What type of dog does every vampire have? A. Bloodhound!
Q. What did the vampire say after reading Halloween jokes? A. They suck!