Funny Quotes – Insults

He’s liked, but he’s not well liked.
– Arthur Miller

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Funny Quotes – Insults

Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.
– Mark Twain

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Funny Jokes

How come you never see Cupid with a girlfriend?

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Life’s Little Questions…..

Why is it that men can react to broken bones as ‘just a sprain’ and deep wounds as ‘just a scratch’, but when they get the sniffles they are deathly ill ‘with the flu’ and have to be bedridden for weeks?

How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?

Why do men forget everything and women remember everything?

Diabetic Beef Recipes

Funny Quotes – Insults

The going got weird and he turned pro.

Diabetic Recipes

Funny Quotes – Insults

His voice was the most obnoxious squeak I ever was tormented with.
– Charles Lamb

Diabetic Meals

Funny Jokes

Father O’Hara was having dinner with his good friend Rabbi Melnick. Teasing, Father O”Hara said, “When are you going to break down and taste some pork?” Rabbi Melnick said, “At your wedding!”

Diabetic Recipes

Funny Quotes – Insults

That’s not writing, that’s typing.
– Truman Capote

Diabetic Recipes

Funny Quotes – Insults

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

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Funny Quotes – Insults

A wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits.
– Alexander Pope

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