Choosing Your Husband

If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their
fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so
much at weddings.

Funny Jokes – Thanksgiving Dinner

More proof that we do all sorts of things that we have no idea why we do:

A young couple got married. When the wife prepared to bake a ham to celebrate their first Thanksgiving, she carefully cut off each end before placing it in the pan.

Her husband asked her why she did that and she replied, “I don’t know – it’s what my mother always did. But I can ask her.”

She called Mom, who responded, “I always saw your Grandma do it, so I did the same.”

They decided to check further, so the young woman called Grandma, who explained, “Well, you see, in those days we didn’t have much money and I only had a small pan. It was the only way I could get it to fit.”

Funny Jokes

Famous Quotes

Wild Ride

Wild Ride

On my four-year-old daughter’s first trip to Disneyland, she couldn’t wait to get on Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride. As the car zoomed through the crazy rooms, into the path of a speeding train, and through walls that fell away at the last second, she clutched the little steering wheel in front of her.

When the ride was over, she said to me a little shakily, “Next time, you drive. I didn’t know where I was going.”

More Funny Jokes – Advice For Daughters

More Funny Jokes – Advice For Daughters

15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR DAUGHTERS

 1. Don’t imagine you can change a man — unless he’s in diapers.

 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

 3. If they can put a man on the moon — they should be able to put them all up there.

 4. Never let your man’s mind wander — it’s too little to be out alone.

 5. Go for younger men. You might as well — they never mature anyway.

 6. Men are all the same — they just have different faces so that you can tell them apart.

 7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

 8. Women don’t make fools of men — most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

 9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest he is too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes; it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.